1. noesjazzmeandering:

    Dizzy Gillespie & Stan Getz - It Don’t Mean A Thing

    Diz And Getz (1954)

    (via universallyspeakinggggg)

     
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  3. My therapist just told me a joke.

    timemachineyeah:

    So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

    And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

    (via vanilla-coke-heads)

     
  4. theparisreview:

    “I remember beard tennis: you counted the number of beards you spotted in the street: 15 for the first, 30 for the second, 40 for the third, and ‘game’ for the fourth.”

    An excerpt from the first English translation of Georges Perec’s I Remember.

    (via remembear)

     
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  6. "Six mistakes mankind keeps making century after century:
    Believing that personal gain is made by crushing others;
    Worrying about things that cannot be changed or corrected;
    Insisting that a thing is impossible because we cannot accomplish it;
    Refusing to set aside trivial preferences;
    Neglecting development and refinement of the mind;
    Attempting to compel others to believe and live as we do."
    — Marcus Tullius Cicero

    (Source: quotes-shape-us, via lookingforcathy)

     
  7. if thats not punk i dont know what is

    (Source: ernistheburnturn, via propria-manu)

     

  8. sempiternalink:

    I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.

    (via nickmonkey)

     
  9. yourladyganja:

    *swoons*

    (Source: leawrences, via propria-manu)

     
  10. relationship goals though

    (Source: beyoncefashionstyle, via rhardbeck)